So I like to self medicate. Don't judge me, I have been doing so for 10 years now and I am still alive and kicking... My liver however, may be a different story. But I felt the need to alert my readers of some very important symptoms to look out for that may indicate that they took more than the recommended daily dose of their medication of choice. My drug of choice for this post... Vick44 Nightime formula. Shit fucked me up...
*Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
- Texting your best friend about why people stopped having Pampered Chef parties.
- Calling your mother at 11pm to discuss Brad and Angelina's wedding plans. When your mother asks you if you're drunk, your respond with "Yeah I am! On life!... Don't judge me!" (That went over real well)
- Coming to the realization that the story of the Prophet Mohamed ascension into heaven sounds a lot like a bad acid trip.
- Coming up with really good comebacks for the next time you and your mom get into an argument about evolution and dinosaurs (Hey, its always good to have backup comments).
My point is... If you're gonna self medicate, maybe stick to the actual dosage a couple of times until you learn how the meds affect you... After that its fair game...Oh and don't call your mom! Under any circumstances!
