This is an actual conversation I had today with a toddler who is the size of a 6th grader. Hey, I'm not the asshole feeding her so dont get mad at me for pointing out the obvious. I'm not a bitch, I'm just honest...
G: Whats that?
Me: A baby bouncy seat
G: Babies sit in it?
Me: Yes G, they do... (Keep in mind I'm trying to change a f*cking diaper and this kid will not shut up!)
G: G is not a baby
Me: You're so observant. No you are not a baby
G: If I sit I get stuck
Me:...Thats a pretty good guess, yes
G: You sad if G get stuck
Me: Actually, I would probably laugh in all honesty, and then maybe I'd help you out once I'm done laughing and taking pictures
G: ... Oh...Ok
Me: Good chatting with ya... Btw WHY are you in my classroom?!
G: (sits and picks at her belly button like shes gonna find a candy bar in there... Actually...)
Moral of the story is... I guess there really isnt one. Dont bug me when I'm dealing with shit... Literal shit people!
Happy freakin Monday!
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